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Showing posts with label garden puns. Show all posts

Sunday, September 28, 2014

garden lowlights: stuff that doesn't deserve it's own post

Here are some minor notes from 2014:

free potatoes
I'm still making my mind up about potatoes. Feel free to disagree. To me, these heavy feeders are a big investment for what they return to you - they take up a lot of space for a one-time harvest (unless you feel around for new potatoes in mid-summer, which I never had much luck with), require trenching and mounding and mulching, and then sprout in your basement while you forget to eat them. 
This spring, I had some of those sprouted lovelies leftover from Holly's city farm, and after filling and planting my raised beds, I had a tarpful of leftover dirt as well. It seemed like it was worth the gamble, so I cut up a few and plunged them into my dirt-bag (I guess that can be a real thing). All in all, I got about 8 or 9 plants (here you see them half-harvested) and about 10 or 15 pounds of buttery heirloom potatoes to try to remember to eat.
I have to say, I am pretty excited about my modest potato gleanings, if only because they were so, so free. Also, children love harvesting potatoes, and that might be worth all the care in itself.

Michael's serviceberry, my weed garden
On the right, Michael's serviceberry. We planted it on my birthday, just above where we buried his placenta, long due to get out of our freezer and into the ground. It's gross, I'm sorry. The serviceberry is supposed to bloom white in the spring, bear nutty blueberry-type fruit in the summer, and show great colors in the fall. I put it here to be an anchor of the woodland part of my native restoration project in the backyard.
On a related note, the weed patch below the pine tree are some very lovely pink-to-purple woodland flowers that have survived years and years of mowing, Ben was experimenting with not mowing the back lot, and we discovered a diverse little habitat back there, growing and growing despite the prejudice and persecution of the American lawn. We got a citation from the city. 
You can imagine my inner turmoil as I hacked back the gangly flowers and grasses, watching tiny critters flee the destruction as their homes were reduced to "organic material." In defiance, I left an "underplanting" of the pinks and purples. We weren't fined; I think the city backed off when it saw my sassy attitude and fierce resolve.


compost cucurbits

after powdery mildew
Thanks to Farrah, Max, and Jessi for helping us establish our compost heap. Not only are we making bonus dirt, but we got bonus food out of those bins. Every year since I started composting with Holly and Jesse, there have been volunteers in the compost bins: cucurbits and nightshades mostly, which can handle the hot heat of decomposition. I remember vividly the compost squash of 2011 that took over half the yard, vining out from the sod heap and producing lush, dinosaur leaves from all the nitrogen of decomposing grass.
This year I got a butternut squash for free, and I let it grow, training it to a trellis as it spread. Esther and Michael loved it - it provided a wall of greenery for a sort of play fort between the compost bins, back stair, and trellis. 
Today I am watching 7 beautiful butternut squashes ripen on the vine - albeit a much less beautiful vine after I chopped off 3/4 of the powdery mildew. Look at the size on those!! One is a foot and a quarter long! Here's hoping the flesh is not tough and bitter!

You can't save the world
THE RAIN BARREL. This is a dream come true for me. Ben hauled out to Hudson to get this one for $10. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Sometimes I Call on my Friends, and They Really Come Through

So, this summer I got really tangled up in garden dreams. I knew I wanted a raised bed vegetable garden, and thanks to my husband, my parents, and the very gracious Kayla and Micah, I had that by the end of May. It could have been enough - at least enough for the year, since I had firmly decided to take it slow with the gardening.
It began so innocently: I just read a few books about garden planning (see post below) to help me place my seeds and transplants. They served that purpose, all the while whispering temptations in my ear - create a space! create a vision! transform your oversized lawn into something really special! I started the summer as a gardener, but by July I had inadvertently become a landscaper. oops.
To make a long story short, I decided we needed a patio between the raised beds. As it stood, the lawn between the beds was very difficult and time consuming to mow (directly opposing my goals of less lawn fuss) and looked rather scruffy up against the cedar boards. It wasn't a complete idea... it was a loose scattering of garden beds and not a garden in the high-minded conception of my garden design books.
ratty beginnings
First there was lawn, then the hideous and embarrassing process of solarization - killing the grass with heat through black plastic sheets for six weeks (no pictures of this, too ugly). Meanwhile, Ben took four trips to Forest Lake for craigslist pavers. My hard-working, ever-giving father came out in August to help us excavate - we dug down around the beds 5-6 inches, leaving dull, hard-pack clay walkways and beds on stilts. The garden sat in this phase for another month, thanks in part to The Incident (will I write about this?), and the ugliness continued.

watch your step
Finally, one Friday morning, we decided to just lay the patio on Saturday. Mom and Dad were booked, and they couldn't come help us, so Ben and I decided to man up and do it - have the paver base delivered, rent the tampers, see if a few friends would help us make it happen.
I sent out three emails for help on Friday morning; on Saturday morning, five willing and able bodies showed up at my door.
Farrah "womans" the rock-sled - yes, we are still moving rocks.
"driveway trap"
level, scrutinize, water, tamp, tamp, add more, thanks Holly, Nicole, and the missing Matt L
the (mostly) finished work at dusk 
it's a place now. "Esther's bedroom" to be precise
Esther and Michael are nowhere to be seen in these photos, courtesy of my dear friend Brittany, who was an awesome playmate for them - until she had to go home and "take her nap too."

It's really humbling to have such good and generous friends, who will work hard, sweat, and get sore side-by-side with you because you didn't have any idea what you were getting yourself into. 

Thursday, September 4, 2014

A Grateful Heart

I know now - more than ever before - that I garden because, in gardening, I am a part of the strength of life. Life is surprising, unashamed, and most of all, tenacious.
It's enough for me to watch my plants grow and thank God for them, but then,
HEY,
they give me food to eat.


my beet box
beautiful pink Rose de Bern heirlooms
a gorgeous mini-harvest

Sweet Pea Currant - tiny and fantastic

A "mass planting" (3) of globe amaranth

The illustrious Scarlet Runner Bean. Pink to purple seeds hiding in there
Bees can't resist

Provider green beans - kids dig 'em

resident bloom-toucher

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Some Things Spiraled Out of Control

Sigh.




It's more than it looks.

This spring, Ben had mentioned how much he hated the river rock around the house, and, last fall, our home inspector suggested that we raise the soil level around our house and grade it away for water drainage. I filed these thoughts in the "it would be nice to get to someday/after the important stuff is done" folder, since pulling rock, building soil, grading soil, and mulching the new beds is no weekend project. In my wild race to eliminate lawn, I thought I would leave the rock beds alone, since - of course - rocks are not lawn.
Well,
here we are; in our first year at the house, we are pulling rock, building soil, grading, and re-mulching the perimeter of the house. I have reasons, but they're complicated, not worth the explanation. It's a slow, backbreaking, unrewarding task, and, one month later, we aren't even close to being done.

I don't really even want to write about it. It's like a specter casting shadows on my mind, seeding paranoid thoughts about neighborhood scorn, city citations, and general trashiness.

The fruit of this trial will be, quite literally, fruit: I mean, fruit, some herbs, some wafting wildflowers, and asparagus, God willing. I've been able to give my blueberries a blanket of pine needles, and to dig a bed for asparagus, and I have room enough to re-site my rhubarb as a foundation screen (if it survives). My forsythia has a new and happier home and I moved some hostas and daylilies (I found daylilies, they were hiding) to where they can be seen.

Now I just have to finish.